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hatchimal 

Toys that were the thing in 2016.

It was basically like rasing an animal from a egg state. Then once the child has "matured it enough" it'll hatch. But there was one HUGE FLAW and that wad that is took almost and sometimes more than a hour to hatch. Seriously what were they thinking what kinda kid would want to pet a plastic egg and listen to it for a hour. Also many of them would hatch btw.

Once these things do hatch it's pretty like a Furbie. It's furry creepy has the faint eyes and talks to you. There are many different kinds some you can only find in store like target.
Hey little jimmy wanna hatchimal for your birthday?

Fuck no those things take an hour to hatch and mist of the time they don't hatch I wanna iphone 100000000 with 64gigs nigger
hatchimal by mr mr jellyman October 30, 2017
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hatchimale 

an expression commonly used by brothers to signify eachothers existence. Used to describe any action that is self satisfying. conversation starter
Hatchimale!! I think i understand now.

(after cooking, while serving food) HAtchimale! there you go..the food is served.
hatchimale by Anthony DiMercurio September 30, 2005

Hatchimal 

Adorable (sometimes) robotic toys made by Spinmaster in 2016. They hatch from eggs and require lots of care.
Hey have you heard of Hatchimals? They were hit 2016.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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