Hatchimals

Bugs that often nest in ass hairs

Jake lifted up his shorts and a large swarm of hatchimals flew out of his ass hairs

Hatchimals by Bobcaygeon72 January 5, 2020

hatchimal 

Toys that were the thing in 2016.

It was basically like rasing an animal from a egg state. Then once the child has "matured it enough" it'll hatch. But there was one HUGE FLAW and that wad that is took almost and sometimes more than a hour to hatch. Seriously what were they thinking what kinda kid would want to pet a plastic egg and listen to it for a hour. Also many of them would hatch btw.

Once these things do hatch it's pretty like a Furbie. It's furry creepy has the faint eyes and talks to you. There are many different kinds some you can only find in store like target.

Hey little jimmy wanna hatchimal for your birthday?

Fuck no those things take an hour to hatch and mist of the time they don't hatch I wanna iphone 100000000 with 64gigs nigger

hatchimal by mr mr jellyman October 30, 2017

hatchimale 

an expression commonly used by brothers to signify eachothers existence. Used to describe any action that is self satisfying. conversation starter

Hatchimale!! I think i understand now.

(after cooking, while serving food) HAtchimale! there you go..the food is served.

hatchimale by Anthony DiMercurio September 30, 2005

Hatchimal 

Adorable (sometimes) robotic toys made by Spinmaster in 2016. They hatch from eggs and require lots of care.

Hey have you heard of Hatchimals? They were hit 2016.

Hatchimal by Shajiui_Da_Black_Fox March 18, 2020