Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.

Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.

Christopher Columbus by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020

christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.

Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.

christopher columbus by Soule187 June 18, 2008

Christopher 

a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey

Christopher

Christopher by BigMan94 February 24, 2010

Christopher Reeved 

When you smoke so much green, you become paralyzed.

I couldn't go anywhere today! I haven't spoken outloud in 4 hours! I got CHRISTOPHER REEVED!

Christopher Reeved by A_Tag_ May 7, 2008

Christopher Hodges 

A sick fucking kid, Likes to hoop 20% of the time. What does he do with the other 80% u ask? Well he has a pretty large Cock, so he taps bad bitches on the regular. Xboxlive fans may know him as "Evilposidon", Atascocita High school kids may know him as "One-A-Week", All hoopers alike know him as "Fro", but this is my definition so everyone that isn't about ish can get the fuck. Christopher Hodges is known for his PornStar moves in them sheets cuz that nigga gets after that ish, and he is also know for his Greek God type body ;)

Bro your such a Christopher Hodges! "I know my nigga now fuck off"

Christopher Hodges by Evilposidon October 11, 2011

Christopher 

He's the love u need ilysm Hess my number 1 ILOVE u ur all I need

He's a very difind boyy Christopher

Christopher by Urloveea June 27, 2017

Christopher 

Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people

Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome

Christopher by Book lover 0422 July 18, 2017