You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges
by Sex pest! July 27, 2011
by Hod_gy August 29, 2008
The sensation of an exceedingly painful itch in the butt region. This can sometimes be triggered by loud noises such as shouting. The sensation is triggered by a malfunction in the nervous system, which is caused by temporary shock from very loud noises.
"Ouch!I have a really bad itch on my butt!"
"There was a lot of shouting- you must have the hodges!"
"There was a lot of shouting- you must have the hodges!"
by epic-el October 21, 2016
All the noob in the barrens chat are hodges'
by Vanish29 April 29, 2008
When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.
Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.
by Hodging July 03, 2020
(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.
see also, dickslap
see also, dickslap
that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
by jimmyweeds May 15, 2004
by Rolls December 06, 2004