Hodges

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

by Sex pest! July 28, 2011

Hodges

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

by Hod_gy August 29, 2008

Hodges

The sensation of an exceedingly painful itch in the butt region. This can sometimes be triggered by loud noises such as shouting. The sensation is triggered by a malfunction in the nervous system, which is caused by temporary shock from very loud noises.

"Ouch!I have a really bad itch on my butt!"
"There was a lot of shouting- you must have the hodges!"

by epic-el October 21, 2016

Hodges

A weird shiny person who obsesses over a certain college football teams and Chuck Norris.

All the noob in the barrens chat are hodges'

by Vanish29 May 2, 2008

Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

by Hodging July 3, 2020

hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 5, 2004