A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
by Melissa and Rebecca July 26, 2005
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An attractive woman walkes into a lawyers office and says "i dont have any money to pay your fee". Lawyer replies "thats ok, we can work it out on the fee couch".
by JiveTurkey1 October 16, 2009
Get the Fee Couch mug.My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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Get the caughtogasm mug.To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
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MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D
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MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D
by Pepheee February 18, 2007
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Russell Coight Quotes:
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
by Russ26456875467 October 18, 2012
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