Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

banked

a term meaning to finish a task that may have taken awhile or take on a task non stop until it is finished, due to spike of motivation.

Dude, I totally banked on that project, its not even due until the end of the semester.

by dubbz-fitty2 March 5, 2010

Blacked

Basically the same as RickRolling but with Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Girl: "I just want it to be Saturday!"
Guy: "NO! It's Friday, Friday. Gonna get down on Friday!"
Girl: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: You've just been Blacked!

by supersmah May 4, 2011

blanket sex

An action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be sexual in nature but is really mundane or innocent.

Travis and Allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so Dave deduced they were having blanket sex.

by SirHoneytoast October 31, 2007

Pig in a blanket

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized.

That's a bold statement, sporting the pig in a blanket.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

blanket

a marijuana cigarette; a joint

"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"

by supabitch July 24, 2008

dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

by NcLovin April 23, 2008