August 2

This day is Thicc Boi and awesome people yeet ugly noobs and everybody that is born on this date then they get hot girl friends

O my lord we should not fuck with him he is born on August 2

by DickHead43 November 6, 2019

August 1

Red Velvet's anniversary!

Reveluv on every August 1st: “Let’s buy a RED FLAVORed RED VELVET ICE CREAM CAKE and celebrate! ONE OF THESE NIGHTS happen rarely, so POWER UP and have fun! Be DUMB DUMB all you want because no one like BAD BOYs and RBBs don’t care. Play RUSSIAN ROULETTE! Play PEEK-A-BOO! Wait, you must be a ROOKIE, you don’t look like you’re having a lot of fun…

by LuvieIrene May 4, 2019

August 25 2003

The day a goddess was born. Also the basest bitch.

August 25 2003 is the best day.

by Bean the magic fruit January 21, 2018

August 20th

A very important day for a very important girl who really needs a “happy birthday” by someone

Someone: Hey Tru guess what day it is ?... August 20th happy birthday 🎉

Tru: Omg you remembered 😩🥰😍

by I’m the truETH October 18, 2019

August 30

The greater human being on this planets birthday. It’s Ryan Ross’s birthday, who did you think it was gonna be?

Today is August 30, the king of emo, Ryan Ross’s birthday.

by Lilhemmotate October 17, 2019

august 28th

it is the day when an amazing person was born. smart. beautiful. practically perfect in every way. usually named chris are the people that were born on this day should be highly esteemed and recognized at all times.

person 1: bro it's august 28th
person 2: so what?
person 1: we have to go pay out respects to chris
person 2: oh yes let's go

by the.one.and.only.chris April 22, 2020

August 29 2007

When the most hot pretty sassy kindhearted Virgo was born we call hottie

Guy:do you know about August 29 2007
Girl:No what about it

Guy:it’s the day hottie was born on duh 😂

by UmU December 17, 2019