JohnDavid 

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.

JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him

JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009

Johnson Maneuver 

When a man with an above avrage penis whips it out to assert his domance over another man or group of men.

Named after 36th president Lindon B. Johnson who would often brag about, and show off, his large penis to political opponents in order to assert his domance.

Note: confidence is arguably more important then size in pulling off the Johnson Manuever. A man can assert his domance over another man with a larger penis. So long as the first man has the confidence to back it up. However, if both men have equal confidence then the maneuver quickly devols in to physical violence or a litteral dick measuring contest.

my boy Tyler kept running his mouth so I pulled the old Johnson Maneuver on his headass

Johnson Maneuver by jazzcat78 August 11, 2020

Vann Johnson 

An incredibly bad ass awesome son of a bitch mother fucker. If anyone knows a Vann, consider yourself touched by the very hand of God himself.

Hey I met a Vann Johnson yesterday!" "You lucky son of a bitch!

Vann Johnson by TheOnlyAvester August 24, 2010

Sgt. Johnsoned 

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

Boris Johnson 

Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.

Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"

Boris Johnson by gav-wan June 21, 2021

Johnlock

The awesomesuace name given to the pairing of John and Sherlock. It can be argued whether the pair is canon or merely fandom, although many Sherlockians and fanfiction writers are convinced it is canon. However, despite many Sherlockians shipping this pair, there has been some controversy due to the fact that Sherlock is portrayed as asexual and many people want it to stay that way.

Dude have you watched "Sherlock" on the BBC?
Yeah, dude it's the best show ever!
I totally ship Johnlock!!!
Oh my god me too!!!

Johnlock by Sherlock'sSlave May 7, 2012