JohnDavid

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A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.

JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him

JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

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johndave

The pairing of john egbert and dave strider.
It is pretty damn popular amongst yaoi and homestuck fans.
And it is ALMOST canon
(come on hussie,make it canon!!!)

homestuckfan1:Do you ship johndave?
homestuckfan2: Fuck yeah I do! Its my OTP
homestuckfan3: I prefer dave/terezi
homestuckfan1: You know they broke up right?
homestuckfan3: Yea,but it was actually canon at one point atleast.
homestuckfan2: Hehehe,fuck you.

johndave by Latula pyrope December 31, 2013

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juandavid

the best guy you will ever know

juandavid is funney

juandavid by gdfhfs May 3, 2018

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john david gravel the 3rd

The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.

Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!

john david gravel the 3rd by AL-AGATOR<3 March 20, 2022

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juandavid zuluaga

Its your name that no one could define.

I couldn't define JuanDavid Zuluaga

juandavid zuluaga by JuanCena100105 October 24, 2017

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johnavin

A sexy and strong man who is usually really (funny). He has a large cock and and great personality. He is loyale,rich and polite. He kills people with his incredible fortnite skills.

"Omg Johnavin is so hot".

johnavin by SupperDupper December 9, 2018

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John David

A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.

John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!

John David by yea,jhfv,ajbew November 26, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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