vinegar penis

when ur penis hurts

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"

by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019

Penis Tug

When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.

Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!

by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019

penis

a thing that boys use to put up their assholes cause their horny and play fortnite

penis gang

by iksyjdhgjfy August 30, 2019

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.

Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.

by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019

Bungee Penis

A permantely erected dick

Bro, your mums a magician, since i banged her, i got a bungee penis

by Dicky88 March 22, 2018