A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!
by 69Dick December 25, 2020
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I went to my daughter's track meet last week and a bunch of schlonglors took first, second, and third... The world is going to hell.
by vickster339 February 26, 2021
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That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.
by Macsloan January 15, 2021
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He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!
by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021
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