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Schlonglor

A biologically born male who competes competitively against females, inevitably defeats them, and believes he is actually achieving something great...
I went to my daughter's track meet last week and a bunch of schlonglors took first, second, and third... The world is going to hell.
by vickster339 February 26, 2021
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schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
by Triwinning June 27, 2016
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Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.
by Thomas M. July 21, 2008
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schlongoloid

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends
*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill
by Esseman420 January 10, 2021
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Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
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Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.
by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018
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Schlinger Schlonger

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger
by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019
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