couch potato warrior

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.

by Guido1 May 31, 2009

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020

sneaking out potato

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing

"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"

by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017

self-potato

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

by zonnila August 28, 2010

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

by Blackie Robinson August 14, 2016

House Potato

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

PotatoOrgy

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

by Captain47 November 22, 2011