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Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
by K_IRL October 14, 2020
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Mail Bag

A term used to describe a males scrotum usually from the bent over position. (usually through a set of tight pants or cycle shorts etc...)
"Oh, looks like johnny is giving us a look at his mail bag!!"

Looks like Johnny is showing us the back side of his scrotum through his cycle shorts.
by PLASTIQUE July 13, 2012
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flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope
I sent some flayl mail to my bf
by 101north February 2, 2017
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send mail

so you not gon send mail?
by anonymous July 27, 2023
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me-mail

the act of emailing one's self important documents or information for later retrieval at a different place.
"Not having a printer or a USB flash drive, I me-mailed my paper so I could work on it later."
by CD DiG November 23, 2009
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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Mail

In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most
Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww
by Jess.schnapp December 27, 2020
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