Definitions by Newsfguy1

Tardl 

Picking the same letter in a subsequent guess that was already unsuccessfully used.

Damn it! I totally “tardl’d” that guess by using the R again!

Tardl by Newsfguy1 June 9, 2025

Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

Shart Failure by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025

Drea-mail 

When you think you sent an email to someone but it turns out you only dreamt that you did.

Did you submit that report like I told you to Larry? Did I only ask you that in a drea-mail?

Drea-mail by Newsfguy1 April 9, 2024

GOAFAL 

Gambled on a fart and lost

I had to get some sweatpants out of lost and found after I had a GOAFAL.

GOAFAL by Newsfguy1 May 5, 2020

Shit-chen 

A room in your home where you prepare meals that is also used as a bathroom by resident pets and visiting mothers-in-law.

“Honey, can you throw this rug away? I had a poop accident while preparing breakfast in the shit-chen.” — Mother-in-law who is one accident away from going into a home.

Shit-chen by Newsfguy1 May 5, 2019

Spanny 

Spanish nanny

“The kids’ diapers need to be changed.” Oh leave that for the Spanny and let’s go disco dancin’!”

Spanny by Newsfguy1 January 17, 2019