GOAFAL

Gambled on a fart and lost

I had to get some sweatpants out of lost and found after I had a GOAFAL.

by Newsfguy1 May 05, 2020

Drea-mail

When you think you sent an email to someone but it turns out you only dreamt that you did.

Did you submit that report like I told you to Larry? Did I only ask you that in a drea-mail?

by Newsfguy1 April 09, 2024

Spanny

Spanish nanny

“The kids’ diapers need to be changed.” Oh leave that for the Spanny and let’s go disco dancin’!”

by Newsfguy1 January 18, 2019

Shit-chen

A room in your home where you prepare meals that is also used as a bathroom by resident pets and visiting mothers-in-law.

“Honey, can you throw this rug away? I had a poop accident while preparing breakfast in the shit-chen.” — Mother-in-law who is one accident away from going into a home.

by Newsfguy1 May 05, 2019