Chocolate Hostage

To hold your shit in.

I had to keep my chocolate hostage.

by Raz April 11, 2003

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held hostage

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!

jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!

she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!

he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

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Hostage Brituation '08

The name www.ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com gave to the Spears/Federline standoff on January 3rd, 2008.

"Dudddeee did you hear about Hostage Brituation '08?!?"
"Yeah I'm reading about it on PerezHilton.com!!"

by the chick with the teased hair. January 13, 2008

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The Host

A re-write of Twilight by a fat Mormon. Seriously, Bella and Wanderer are the exact same characters. Plus Jared (named after Stephenie's brother; creepy?) is another Edward copy. You know, with his gold-flecked eyes, incredible muscles and being the best little survivor in the world. Seriously, within several weeks he's the best forager that a creepy old man's (Jeb or Billy?) little cave has.

Wanda is yet another fail, being a pathetic little wimp that can't so much as punch a fly. Jared is awesome and protects her because his one true love lives inside her head or some shit.

Wanda: OMJ Jared, I love you even though I'm an alien! I also love some other guy identical to you, even though I'm just a space worm and this is another book based on love based on looks.

The Host is a sexylicious book, omg

by Sparklies Okaey October 6, 2011

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