Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

Scootching

the act or performance of a scootch. it can mean multiple things at once.
Invented in the year 2020 by North Carolina resident Taryn

AYO pass the scootch bro!
Susan quit SCOOTCHING all over my floor!!
That weasel scootches around

by Dtf75 May 25, 2020

scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020

snortchling

When you chuckle and snort at the same time.

"Billy stop snortchling is scaring the kids."

by Fiekurt September 22, 2020

Scartched

Scartched is scratched when you accidentally misspell it because you have social anxiety and it was in front of a large group of people during a spelling bee.

example: I scartched myself.

by MercuryCelibate69 October 30, 2020

Scorch

Scorch is a word that can be understood in multiple ways, but the real meaning is can me something bad/cringe.

Fuck off fucking scorch.
Stop being so fucking schorchy

by Asian03 February 3, 2021