Motodaddy

A person flexing his riches to earn friendships. A reverse gold digger.

Motodaddy promised me money but I never got it.

by Swag money deluxe March 14, 2023

mooted

when someone sends you merch links that are SO good, but you don't have the funds to buy it, or you already have too much stuff.

matt sent me a link to some awesome splatoon merch and now i really want to buy it. i totally got mooted!

by mootedmoot March 17, 2023

Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Moped

A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.

Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.

by Sloan Petersen May 30, 2023

Mote

A negative term to describe anything, most often a person or a proposed concept.

We can't go there, it's mote. You're mote.

by gladstonedisraeli June 13, 2023

Motelegance

Pertaining to the practiced indifference influences on the feng shui of budget rural accommodations. Carpet with dread lock pilling, the twist knob timer activated heat lamp, the scent of cigarettes and febreeze doing battle, a squeaky bathroom fan, no batteries in the smoke alarm are all common examples of motelegance.

She gazed lustfully as Rusty walked away in those tight jeans, flowing mullet, and that back pocket can of Skoal with a degree of motelegance befitting the pride of Tri county

by ThreeStarBear April 10, 2023

Moed

Another way to say cool as fuck or hot as fuck

“Damn that bag is so moed”
“That shirt is moed af”
“Damn her ass is moed”

by Caitlyn Gillespie April 28, 2023