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Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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mopedophile

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids
"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"
by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008
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mopedophile

foreign men with creepy facial hair, who drive around on a moped trying to pick up young girls on their family holiday.
"look out darling, the place is crawling with mopedophiles"

"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"
by ktc2010 January 8, 2010
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