Mote

A small particle or speck

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

by Moderatedbag December 3, 2009

Mote

A device used for controlling the volume or channels to a TV. Also referred to as the Remote Control, or Remote.

“Aye Hun, pass me the mote”
“QUIT HOGGING THE MOTE, IM SICK OF YOU DAVE. THE RAIDERS AINT WON ALL YEAR AND THEY AINT GON’ WIN TONIGHT EITHER. YOU KNOW MY SOAP COMES ON IN 6 MINUTES”
*annoying teenage voice* “Mom, Tina has had the mote since we got home and it’s my turn to watch TV. And she ate all my pretzels”
“The batteries is dead Dave, if you don’t take your ass up to the dollar store and get some, you can sleep outside tonight. We caint watch shit without the damn mote”

by MarciJo June 3, 2019

MOTE

Man On The Edge. Often in response to unecessary capslocks

Person 1: it wasn't that bad..
Person 2: YES IT WAS!!!
Person 1: MOTE

by Rejectofsociety September 10, 2007

mote

n. remote control (usually to the tv)

"I don't wanna watch that. Give me the mote!"

by Prof. Aladdin Saucipious Cinemanagic Jackson, III September 14, 2005

mote

the remote :)

"Where is the mote for the t.v.?"

by tizzle November 4, 2003

mote

To express interest in making plans, make said plans, then at the last minute bail out with no explanation to all parties involved.

We made plans with Casey, then he totally moted us.

by Andybellamy November 19, 2016

Mote

When someone gives oral sex slowly and orderly.

Since we were in my mother's car, Jessica gave me that mote.

by Mote-or-Die May 9, 2010