Fashion Goggles

Eyeglasses that are worn solely for the purpose of cosmetic appearance.

They are regular or designer frames with lenses that carry no prescription so that they can be worn by anyone with normal vision, or by a person who is also wearing contacts.

When you are looking for that right accessory to go with your outfit and you choose a pair of non prescription eye glasses to compliment your style.

"I've got a hot date tonight, I better go get myself a new pair of Fashion Goggles."

Actors and actresses often wear Fashion Goggles for movies, projects and photo shoots.

Clark Kent (Superman) always wears Fashion Goggles as to conceal his identity as a superhero.

"Those aren't the same glasses you had on yesterday."
"Yea, I don't actually need glasses, I just wear them."
"Ooooh, so you're just wearing Fashion Goggles"

by RPruden September 18, 2012

gagging goggles

when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.

yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.

by hcwcane November 21, 2016

wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.

Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

sault goggles

When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.

Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.

by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser May 31, 2018

Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Arabian Ski Goggles

When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.

We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.

I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.

It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.

by Brenttheviking November 19, 2009

Bukkake Goggles

The large, blue-blocker style, imitation designer sunglasses that the girl pant wearing emo fem-boys sport in an effort to highlight/compliment their hair parting ability, and temporarily hide the tears shed over another boy.

They walked through the mall with their arms around one another, the cuts on their wrists glowing with mild infection.
Tapered pants of the female variety, and Bukkake Goggles to hide meaningless tears... ...what ball shaving lives they must lead.

by theNILBOG October 9, 2008