Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

gash batter

the name given to the rather pungent smelling discharge from a woman's genitalia

she was standing so close to me that i could smell her gash batter

by jonny fu June 5, 2009

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

Battia

Even though this is a common russian term for a rather fatherly figure, the name is ambiguos. A Battia (known as Attia by Rosey students) is stump like homosapien who currently inhibits in switzerland, la combe . He usually takes pleasure in screaming at girls and punishing them by making them clean his shit. The extremely rigorous and challenging sport of volleyball is a battia's favorite activity. Especially when the athletes invovled wear uniforms that are too fitting for their vuluptuos bodies and accentuate humps and lumps for his personal enjoyment. Battia's do not hibernate yet they move to a different habitat in the winter time usually the mountanous areas of Gstaad in the Swiss Alps. Here they appreciate and practice the winter sport of skiing. The echoes of a battia's voice are magnified by the geography of this zone ( when bellowing at his victims which are usually girls of a tender age). Battias can be identified by their signature waddle in their walk. Battias usually mate with "mattias" which are their natural partners. A battia's mother tongue is the french language which he uses to communicate with everyone. A battia refuses to speak anything other than french even though he is perfectly capable of uttering a select amount of words in english with a heavy accent of a frog.

what is that waddling figure I see apprroaching me?

EXCUSEZ-MOI MADEMOISELLE DUARKANOVA , GO CLEAN MY GARDEN !!!!!!!!!!! But first you must bounce around in spandex while I stare at your lady humps and I order you to play better! Then i shall go skiing and mate with my mattia or recoing but refrain from reproducing.

Yes sir... (Oh.. how I hate battias)

by duarkanova January 6, 2008

Battery Dolly

A Girl Who Allows Boys To Have Sex With Her One After The Other. In Other Words, She Gets Gang Banged or Batteried.

"You See That Girl, She's A Battery Dolly You Know"

by Lil Frenchie April 27, 2006

battymon

jamaican word for someone who is gay

I saw him holding hands with another guy....he is a battymon

by Deacon April 7, 2003

battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB)

Vibrating dido, A.K.A. 'vibrator'. Called battery operated boyfriend because when you have one you won't want to leave home because you can fuck and stimulate yourself all day long!

My brother's girl left her battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB) on the porch last night. I found it this morning on my way to work. She needs to keep better track of her bedroom accessories. That was nasty.

by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves September 16, 2016