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coyote blue 

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
coyote blue by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014
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Musical Blue Balls 

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
Musical Blue Balls by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.
Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.
Hot blue moon by Imam Thurman March 1, 2015

Wild Blue Scallions 

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.
Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

Cordon Blue 

When you insert your chicken strip in her ham sandwich
" I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"

"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"
Cordon Blue by BigFatEye May 14, 2016

Billy Blue 

We gon Billy blue this bustas wife
Billy Blue by Fuckyouandyours July 9, 2016

A blue mountain state 

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck
Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night
A blue mountain state by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016