deceiver

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.

"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."

by Le Fartier April 12, 2010

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deceiver

in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'

Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

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deceiver pic

when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.

that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.

by Tridot July 12, 2010

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Nipple Deceiver

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties

He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020

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Beaver deceiver

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

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wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

by Devinstation March 12, 2008

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