Govan'd 

When one is intoxicated to the point where they try and attach themselves to everything that moves(especially those of the opposite sex), pass out on their friends back garden and spray more than a broken fire hydrant

Fraser got Govan'd last night. It wasn't a pretty sight!

Govan'd by Masonator117 August 17, 2014

A.D.D.

Literal Hell.
You cant get work done, and then you feel guilty about it, but still cant bring yourself to do the task.
People consistently use the term incorrectly.
Most people with A.D.D. choose to take medication, while some dont.

Girl : "OMG i soo have A.D.D. i can never focus in Mr. Jones math class"
Me, someone with A.D.D.
"bitch no. you don't have A.D.D. you just have a boring math class."

A.D.D. by hermione.granger.tf September 23, 2020

Sylar'd 

To get the top of one's head removed in a way similar to when Sylar from the show "Heroes" removes his victims' brains by cutting off the top of their heads.

"You see that Heroes episode last night?"
"Yeah, man! Isaac totally got Sylar'd!"

Jimmy was looking the other way when the saw blade jumped off its track. Unfortuneately, Jimmy was Sylar'd.

Sylar'd by Fear The Hobbits May 13, 2007

I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

I'd suck her dick by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

Glo'd Up 

When a person got much more attractive over time. Usually compared between before and after puberty.

Chris: "Man, I haven't seen Jack in forever. What's he like?"
Josh: "You wouldn't even recognize him. He's glo'd up a lot."

Glo'd Up by Kali Muscle May 25, 2015

W.E.E.D 

The word WEED broken down so each letter has a meaning:
Weigh it
Excited
ENJOY IT
Do-Over

Stoney Vibes Man🔥💨

🔥 Checkout my shirt it has W.E.E.D
🔥 Its about that time BRO.. W.E.E.D

W.E.E.D by ClassicRonnie June 30, 2019

Akon'd 

1. To be thrown violently by a shirtless guy 2.To be chucked with force at a crowd of screaming fans

A guy threw a piece of trash at me, so I Akon'd him through the window.

Akon'd by Ranier Reglos June 29, 2007