Dick Samaritan 

Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.

Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.

Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.

The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.

Dick Samaritan by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018

Dick Pioneer 

A state of being that one achieves when they have inserted their penis into a space where no penis has ever been before.

Some men would use a second hand flesh light, and some would argue it's better to be a dick pioneer.

Dick Pioneer by Pionwiener December 4, 2018

dick cheese mc fuzzy boi 

when you have a super sticky dick

oh man that guy was a total dick cheese mc fuzzy boi

dick cheese mc fuzzy boi by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Dick Watcher 

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy

That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture

Dick Watcher by Dexter187 January 19, 2019

DICK MUSTARD 

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

DICK MUSTARD by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

Dick Goesinya 

Noun. A kooky lawyer for a hooker who’s on trial for prostitution.

Hooker: I demand a lawyer! Who did you hire? His name is Dick Goesinya

Dick Goesinya by B-rizzle January 24, 2019

dick princess 

A female with a mushroom head clitoris.

"I went down on her and saw that mushroom headed clit staring at me; shes a dick princess."

dick princess by Dizzy Smizzy January 24, 2019