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Doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some cum remains and gets stuck to your boxers. The next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your dick off, thus sticky dick.
"Man, I had such bad sticky dick this morning that I almost peeled the skin of my dick."
by Buckets. December 09, 2007
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a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.
goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka
by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003
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When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.
"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"
by Mery ger February 24, 2018
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a bug that sticks to your computer screen and it looks like a dick even though it is a bug that is a fake mustache
"oh no there is a sticky dick on my screen"
by rammybear November 30, 2018
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