Water Bottle Gang 

A hyper lethal gang that resides at Sam Barlow Highschool in western Oregon.
they fuck up any niggas that drink their water

Joe M. - "bro did you hear what water bottle gang did the other night?" Ben D. - "no what did they do?" Joe M. - "they drank a dude to death"

Water Bottle Gang by Watter Bottle Gang Banger 69 December 14, 2019

water the turkey 

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

water the turkey by jimcool126 June 25, 2008

water ball 

An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.

I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.

water ball by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022

water is wet 

The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?

Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.

water is wet by Hayden Avengerkid5 May 20, 2018

Water Balloon 

The sexual act of a male inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another individual and when penis has fully penetrated the recieving anal cavity, the male begins to urinate and continues until relieved.

After an entertaining movie and pleasant dinner, Jim asks Kendra if she is interested in coming back to his apartment. Kendra hesitates at first but then Jim quietly whispers, "I'll give you the meanest, hottest, and longest Water Balloon you've ever had." Kendra quickly agreed.

Water Balloon by Ken Mayhew November 7, 2008

water sprinkler

The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.

"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."

water sprinkler by Nick February 4, 2004

Water Sheep 

Water Sheep is a possible Nazi war criminal who is responsible for the deaths of millions. The few people who temporarily survived seeing him described him as “satan-like, cold-hearted, and like a father to them”. Historians believe that he was the one controlling the actions of Adolf Hitler, therefore starting WWII.

Allied swedish soldier Felix Kjellberg accidentally caused the death of Water Sheep in July of 2019, as a result of a torture chamber accident in which multiple small accidents contributed to three possible causes of death. These are asphyxiation, crushing, and excessive amounts of heat. The aim of this torture is a closely guarded secret among the highest ranking officers of the bro army, though it is speculated by the general public that it relates to the death of Joergen. However, it is possible that Water Sheep has surviving relatives or allies still loyal to him, as he never revealed any information on any subject in his weeks in captivity by the bro army, withstanding torture ranging across most of the five senses.

“Damn you Water Sheep!!”

“...Water Sheep was like a father to me...”

Water Sheep by Virgin Toad, Bro Marines #001 July 14, 2019