spiterally

when someone is spitting, on you, as they talk because they are trying really hard to get their point across

My best friend and I were in a heated debate when she asked me if she got her point across. I replied, " Yes, you spiterally did."

by McWritah June 21, 2015

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

Sartey

1. Dirty
2. Hollow
3. Despondent

Derived from surname of the French philosopher, Jean Paul Sartre, who's work often evokes existentialist despair and the feeling of being sullied by humanity.

Man, that last episode of Westworld made me feel real Sartey. I need to take a shower.

by wait, nevermind December 9, 2016

Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.

"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"

by Exedorph December 31, 2016

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017

spite hot

When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.

Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.

Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.

by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017