The psycho

Someone who uses Facebook for plans that does not seem normal to a person who is sane and free of mental illnesses.

The psycho sent me a friend invite on facebook and I never even seen them in my whole life. Crazy bitch if you tell me.

by IsawUonMEGANSlaw.com April 17, 2010

Psycho girlfriend

A girl who obsessively messages her boyfriend every waking second. She will freak out if he tries to have a normal life that involves not being free to use his phone at any moment. Normally the europe test is administered to test for a psychotic girlfriend.

Bob: "Dude, I heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?"
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."

by joseph87 June 9, 2013

paycheck

A child. Comes from the tendency of poor women to have children out of wedlock, to supplement their income by forcing the fathers to pay child support for the next eighteen years.

"Hey Mary, I don't want to be rude, but have you gained some weight?"
"Not at all John, just another paycheck on the way."

by Veen June 1, 2003

american psycho

Inside a Wall Street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in Hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Compulsively you'll die... I hate people

The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment
Sex puts me in the mood to make you die

by the bg August 28, 2004

Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.

Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.

by turkeh November 26, 2010

psyce

Oriniginated in the streets of Washington, DC. Usually used as an adverb, verb, and adjective. To excite or or invigorate.
(Most often with the suffix 'ed'.

Joe was just hired by Pizza Hut, he's psyced. OR The honey is cute, watch me psyce her up and get her number.

by ??? April 25, 2003

Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.

Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???

by Skybo67 October 12, 2009