instagaga

Bitches who only look fine on the gram.

James: Dammn bro, check out this chick!
Kevin: Nah B, don't fall for that shit. She's an "instagaga"

by Lal Punjabi February 1, 2018

Instadope

Cool things, places, people, or acts on Instagram.

Yo these new shoes are Instadope!

by reggiethenotary May 19, 2018

Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018

Instafight

A fight between two or more people on Instagram. The comments can be seen by everyone. No one knows exactly who is watching the fight. If there are more than three people involved it becomes an Instabrawl.

Geoff and Stephanie were having an Instafight so I jumped in to try to break it up.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018

Instagamous

Like being monogamous but only on Instagram. You can only like each other’s pics.

Tip: instagamous, no kids?

Kim: sure.

Tip: do you like sponge bob?

by Kim_stigram March 3, 2018

Insta-mum

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.

"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.

"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"

"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."

by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018

insta stan

(aka cupcakes)

annoying twelve year olds that think they have a chance with their fave.

also they make up random stories about their fave to start drama.

they also tend to roleplay as their fave in groupchats with people they don’t know.

me: oh my god there’s an insta stan on twitter

friend: oh ew

by twitter stan August 25, 2018