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Instabrawl 

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.
I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.
Instabrawl by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018
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Instabrag 

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"
Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!
Instabrag by cvboom April 8, 2013

Instaballs 

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.
Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!
Instaballs by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

Instaballin 

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.
Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.
Where you post a picture of your balls on Instagram and people call you out on it
Guy: Did you see Adam Instaball on Instagram.

Girl: No I didn't see it yet
Guy:His balls where very hairy
Girl: Omg I need to check his Instaball
Instaball by KLASHNINJA August 17, 2021

instagramless 

joe keery has no instagram, he's instagramless!
instagramless by carovidsz April 23, 2022

instagramless 

a person that has no instagram or a person who deleted instagram and isn't thinking of coming back to it.
joe keery has no instagram, he's instagramless
instagramless by carovidsz April 23, 2022
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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