fnap factor

Derived from fnappy. The level of euphoria you are experiencing, while on a feel-good substance. This incredible feeling is commonly brought on by a scheduled substance, more specifically a narcotic. Your level of 'feel good' is measured using the fnap factor, the 'fnappier' you are, the higher the 'fnap factor.'

The oxys are starting to where off. Let's smoke a bowl to raise the fnap factor a bit.

by taryndactyll May 7, 2009

Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009

Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"

Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!

by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010

fapshit

An enhanced form of fap, fapshit is a verb to be used when confronting circumstances which are extreme bonerproducers, and require said boners to be taken care of via fapping. Used in a manner similar to "ape shit".

Oh my god, dude, that chick's making me go fapshit.
That hair makes people go fapshit.

by Mynoduesp23 June 1, 2010

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

Fapstep

making beats by fapping

*Friend walks in on me*

"dude you're getting your fapstep on!"

by ElectraKnight April 17, 2014

Fapshism

Short for fapping or fapnation, Many states have been up in the air on letting this pass. Fapshism is the freedom to fap as you please and make it known. This is a branch off from raising your donger. Fapshism pairs best with the definition of "Swallowing". Omgbomber @ twitch.tv is a advocate of Fapshism and will gladly explain.

Shout out to scatfetis, Omgbomber, f1008 and the freedom of fapshism to be able to fap wherever and whenever we want and make it known. #fapshism

by f1008 December 8, 2015