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Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
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Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft
You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.
by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019
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cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
by kraykray28 November 5, 2020
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Crotchdog

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!
by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021
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Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.
by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010
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Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.
Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.
by Bisland March 26, 2010
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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