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The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
by Myagooshki February 20, 2011
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.
by crazii maisey October 18, 2007
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When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see
Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.
by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017
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