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Bad Touch Trio

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way
OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!
by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010
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don't touch my junk

Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"

Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Nintendo touch

The ability to make an NES game work when it will not load properly. This can be achieved to pushing it in lightly, slamming it down, or, the classic blowing into the cartridge.

This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.
Aaron: "Damn! Mike Tyson's Punch Out won't work! I've tried everything!"

Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"
by Dr. Taliban April 3, 2009
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One Touch

A One Touch is to drink, as quickly as you can, the drink in your hand, but only touch the tip of the bottle, rim of the glass, or edge of the can, one time to your lips. One Touches are often initiated by someone yelling One Touch and includes everyone within ear shot with a drink to join in. Often times during a One Touch, participants will take a knee while drinking, as an act of showmanship and for attention grabbing. A One Touch can also be known as a One T for those who are pressed for time. The One Touch is best performed in heavily public areas, for example: Family Restaurants, Music Festival Camp Grounds, Walmart, etc.
Scott: ONE TOUCH !!!
Matt: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jess: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Nick: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jared: *Takes a knee and drinks*
by MattyPooh May 15, 2014
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Diabolical Touch

A Touch so devilish, so cringy, so horrible it kinda works. It's a ball bouncing off a foot into no-mans-land but not so far that someone can steal it. The diabolical touch is seen mostly in JV soccer.
by Kknumber14jvFTW September 12, 2016
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midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.
"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."
by VioletSays December 22, 2016
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iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.
Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023
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