poof

the sound of a cat's pussy farting...aka queefing

"Yo, Josiah - did that cat just poof on your couch?"

or

"That is some herb smells like straight poof."

by trubbs May 30, 2009

proofofpork

a piece of pork sandwiched between the finite and infinite. currently trading shitcoins in oven.

proofofpork is friends with {wassie}

by starbust October 18, 2019

poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity

Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…

by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

by poo-minator March 11, 2015

Poofin

When someone is acting stupid or doing something that shouldn't be done.
Doing something in goofy matter.

"Why is your brother walking so goofy"
"I don't know he be poofin some times"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

poof juice

if someone drinks and alcoholic drink with a low alcohol percentage

look hes drinking echo falls haha poof juice

by emmmmoooooo September 25, 2018