goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008

Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza

holy crap its goober gabber

by Dylan March 4, 2004

Goober

some one that is exceivly silly.

by Grendel January 15, 2003

goober

Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!

Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.

by Jaclyn August 3, 2004

Gooba

(Noun, Slang), G-oo-buh, Origin: The solar industry of Northern California. : Any type of roofing/weather/general construction sealant extruded via the use of a caulking gun, as roofing sealants are generally petroleum based, stain most materials and are near impossible to remove without the use of other petroleum products. Primarily used when refering to the brand Sikaflex.

After I removed the lag bolt from the roof I used the gooba to seal the hole.

by five9four January 17, 2010

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

goober

A goober is a booger or a nose fruit.

ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!

by m00p April 8, 2004