YakCum Diet 

Yakcum (yak-kuhm) di⋅et (dahy-it)

-noun

1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.

2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.

John: "Wow Jane, you look great! Have you been working out?"

Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."

YakCum Diet by Otnas July 29, 2009

Poor man's diet 

When one eats less than satisfactory food due to poverty rather than to become skinny. Often consists of food like Top Ramen. College students are often victims of the poor man's diet.

Person A: Dude, there's nothing but microwave dinners in your freezer.

Person B: Yeah, I had to go on the poor man's diet after I bought my new couch.

Poor man's diet by Emilee J. December 22, 2008

thanksgiving diet 

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!

after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!

thanksgiving diet by arch king 89 November 28, 2005

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu 

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

rock diet 

Where a substantial amount of weight is lost due to the appetite being suppressed when smoking rock (methamphetamine).

"Spent $2k on rock last week and lost 8kg. Haha can't remember the last time I ate or slept either. Rock diet for life!"

rock diet by Midnight Tweaker July 24, 2008

South Beach Diet

The South Beach Diet is a 3 phase diet created by cardiologist Arthur Agatston from Miami (hence the name of the diet) which stresses the idea of eating "good carbs and good fats" and staying away from "bad carbs and bad fats".

The idea is that you will develop a better insulin resistance which will help you keep your metabolism in shape. It is highly advised in the diet that people stay away from saturated fats and trans fats.

There are certain foods that are permitted and certain foods that are advised against. The diet has therefore come under fire for being too restrictive and not examining more foods to be placed in these 2 categories.

The South Beach Diet is the main competitor of Weight Watchers. The 2 programs have had bitter battles for participants including advertising wars, claims against each other, boasting of their accomplishments and much more. For these reasons some former followers of these diets have resorted to diet pills, some of the most dangerous diet solutions on the market.

Her diet was going well, she was on the South Beach Diet and couldn't stand the foods being practically rationed but she was losing weight.

South Beach Diet by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007

Weekend Diet

It starts on Friday when you have a take-away then just keep eating crappy foods all weekend, but then start eating healthily on Monday

Friday

Charlie: 'Dude wanna get a Mcdonalds afterwork?'

Bethany: 'Yeah my weekend diet starts at 6 o clock'

Saturday

Bethany: 'I can't be bothered making a meal, ring up dominoes'

Sunday

Bethany: 'Whats one more take-away gonna do?'

Monday

Bethany: 'I'm starting my atkins today, never having a weekend diet again'

Weekend Diet by wiggy192 May 5, 2011