Pubed

When someone puts an object of someone else's down their pants.

Charlie: 'GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!'

* Bethany puts the phone down her pants*

Bethany: 'come and get it'

Charlie: 'EWWW YOU JUST PUBED MY PHONE!'

by wiggy192 April 15, 2011

Weekend Diet

It starts on Friday when you have a take-away then just keep eating crappy foods all weekend, but then start eating healthily on Monday

Friday

Charlie: 'Dude wanna get a Mcdonalds afterwork?'

Bethany: 'Yeah my weekend diet starts at 6 o clock'

Saturday

Bethany: 'I can't be bothered making a meal, ring up dominoes'

Sunday

Bethany: 'Whats one more take-away gonna do?'

Monday

Bethany: 'I'm starting my atkins today, never having a weekend diet again'

by wiggy192 April 15, 2011