Cringey, mediocre baby television. Since babys don't ever really watch television, it goes down to 12 year olds attempting "If I cringe, the video ends - Cbeebies" videos then uploading them for nothing but feeling good.
by "D*cktionary" December 8, 2020
Get the Cbeebies mug.Andrew woke up completely nude, in a van. He was tied up and ball-gagged, something felt wrong. He looked down and his testicles were connected to some kind of contraption. It had the label “CBT Machinery” on it. Someone walks into the van. Andrew is tied onto a leash. The person switches the machine on. Instantly, pain is delivered to Andrew’s balls. Blood seeps out, pain shivering throughout his body.
Andrew is knocked out again, only to wake up in a room. The room is pitch black with the only light coming from the exit. He is handcuffed to a roof pipe and his feet tied together. The person walks up with a three pound weight, with a string attached to it. The person ties it around his balls, and let’s go. He tries screaming, but he is ballgagged. He is knocked over the head with a plank.
He wakes up with a metal casing around his cock. It is firm and strong. He is tied in a chair, bolted to the ground. The casing is connected to a contraption, slowly wheeling in. It stretches his cock, creating immense pain. Tears fill his eyes, and more blood seeps out.
Andrew is knocked out again, only to wake up in a room. The room is pitch black with the only light coming from the exit. He is handcuffed to a roof pipe and his feet tied together. The person walks up with a three pound weight, with a string attached to it. The person ties it around his balls, and let’s go. He tries screaming, but he is ballgagged. He is knocked over the head with a plank.
He wakes up with a metal casing around his cock. It is firm and strong. He is tied in a chair, bolted to the ground. The casing is connected to a contraption, slowly wheeling in. It stretches his cock, creating immense pain. Tears fill his eyes, and more blood seeps out.
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
Get the CBT mug."cuddle butt pump" - the act of subconsciously thrusting your hips during spooning. It occurs in the small window of time between awake and sleep and usually involves the guy (the person about to perform CBP) spooning the girl (about to get thrusted upon) during a home movie or the like. It is typically a subtle act, and the girl usually rolls her eyes at the thought, while guys laugh at the prospect.
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CBPing, CBPed, CBPs
by Iceman2480 August 3, 2007
Get the CBP mug.The act of not putting any effort into revising for exams (hence the CBA) but still getting and A* or equivalent good grade.
Person 1:'I didn't revise at all for my French exam but I still did really well'
Person 2: 'Looks like you got a CBA*'
Person 2: 'Looks like you got a CBA*'
by lolcat400 February 28, 2011
Get the CBA* mug.A dude who gets all the bitches. Are hated by MUS guys, cuz they are better than mus guys, and they have much larger penises.
by CBHS pimp February 16, 2005
Get the cbhs guy mug.School full of metroes. Overrated at sports. Without sports, they are nothing as they have to be as dumb as Vianney. VERY COCKY. Full of West County preppy boys who think they are better than everyone else. When a CBC guy shows up at a party, many other penises are sure to follow... NO VAGINA. It is their way.
Look at that CBC kid with his collar popped. You know, the one surrounded by 15 guys? He asked me how to spell carrot. I told him to go look it up on his laptop.
by ha ha ha ha April 6, 2005
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CBHS > MUS
by Tide Roll April 22, 2005
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