Alaska Blumpkin

A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.

Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.

I gave her an alaska blumpkin.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

blumpkinator

While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.

I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.

by lil sassy January 17, 2010

Bluming

The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.

I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.

by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015

Inverted Blumpkin

There are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:

1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.

2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.

Susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.

by mike66 May 21, 2008

pumpkin blumpkin

The same as receiving a classic blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a dump) BUT with the slight variation that you ask the nice young lady or man to wear a jack-O'-lantern on there head while they do it.

Dude you know how I got rid of all of my pumpkins after halloween? I had my girlfriend give me a pumpkin blumpkin everyday this week!

by classycupcake November 11, 2011

blumpkin

To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.

Damn [e-mail] loves givin great Blumpkins to Men!

by Pigboy July 25, 2008