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The General Hospital

The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.
1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."

2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
by danish1120 November 9, 2012
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The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!
I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !
by mahfakker August 8, 2012
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The Goal Reflex

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).
Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.
by Rectue May 27, 2013
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The Glendale Motel

The Glendale Motel is an absolute slop hole. It is a homeless shelter in the winter and the shittiest motel in all of America. The Glendale is located in Seaside Heights, NJ. If you stay at there, you will most likely contract several diseases, including but not limited to: pink eye, ringworm, herpes, the spanish flu, gonorrhea, AIDS, anal abscess, heart failure, and sometimes even death.
It is prom weekend. The GL seniors are ready to rage and they set off for the Glendale Motel.
They never return.

THE SICKNESS IS REAL.
by Stephygirl28353 June 4, 2013
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The great unspeakable

Feeling you can't do something anymore, but there is no point in declaring it because no one really gives a fuck anyway.
Really can't blow my load on the great unspeakable again.
by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015
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The golden slip and slide

When butter is place inside of ones anus and then allowed to melt onto the floor, then two people have sex in the puddle
by Ja2z March 20, 2015
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The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.
by Lisaharv September 4, 2015
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