Flirtalian

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.

Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute

Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.

by Cheesecrackers December 14, 2014

Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.

In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"

by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015

The great unspeakable

Feeling you can't do something anymore, but there is no point in declaring it because no one really gives a fuck anyway.

Really can't blow my load on the great unspeakable again.

by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015

bripster

one who is both a bro and a hipster

a bripster might say, "dude, i like kenny v. spenny AND kaki king."

by cheesecrackers January 14, 2009