slippery laugh

when your mate injures themselves and you can't hold in your laughter

'Jordan left out a slippery laugh as Chelsea ran into a wall by accident'

by slippery laugh October 9, 2014

The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014

Slippery Jeffery

To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness

"Mate hit this slippery jeffery on ya left.... do it.... you'll thank me later"

by Fakejoote July 15, 2015

Slippery knot

A wet butthole from run off juices when going down on a girl

I had that slippery knot ready to slide right in

by Buttonhole July 9, 2016

Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion October 2, 2016

slippery shingle

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.

This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.

by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018