Kozbot's definitions

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

russian teabag

To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains

Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!

by Kozbot October 26, 2006

philthy lopez

When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, then replaces it into her vagina smearing her excretment in and around her vagina.

"Hey Duece have you ever even done a philthy lopez?"
"Regular philthy or Extra philthy?"

by Kozbot January 15, 2007

Going to see Grandma

Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.

Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"

by Kozbot January 20, 2009