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To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains
Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!
by Kozbot October 26, 2006

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When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, then replaces it into her vagina smearing her excretment in and around her vagina.
"Hey Duece have you ever even done a philthy lopez?"
"Regular philthy or Extra philthy?"
by Kozbot January 14, 2007

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A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.
God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!
by Kozbot December 01, 2017

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Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.
Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"
by Kozbot October 09, 2008

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