Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner

A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”

by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021

Pancing

It’s when you are point shoe dancing

Keighley : Audrey what are you doing?

Audrey : Pancing, obviously!

Keighley : What’s that mean?

Audrey : It means point she dancing.

by Pancing May 30, 2021

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Painting it

To cum on your sex partners ass.

Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.

by Goofy Buck September 22, 2021

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021