Brandon 

He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon

girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade

Brandon by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016

Brandon 

A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode

Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small

Brandon by cloppy February 21, 2017

Brandon 

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

Brandon by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

Brandon 

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"

John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt

Brandon by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017

Brandon 

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

Brandon by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon 

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male

Oof, brandon

Brandon by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017

Brandon 

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded

Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?

Brandon by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017