Taxidermaphobia

(Noun) The striking fear that enters one’s heart when gazing into the lifeless eyes of a taxidermy animal, such as the deer head at Cracker Barrel.

I have had taxidermaphobia since I was a child and encountered two deer heads at the antique store displayed at my eye level. I was very concerned that they were running around in heaven without there heads and cried aloud.

by Sunflowerchild22 January 12, 2022

Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022

Taedym

The dude that is only 5,2 but has a giant penis. Its okay to be short, but you gotta be long.

Wow, that Taedym's third leg is showing ;)

by Buzz Nutson March 14, 2022

Taedym

The dude that is 5,2 and only weights like 120 pounds , but has the length of at least 10". Its okay to be short, but you gotta be LONG

Damn, that Taedym dude has his third leg showing ;)

by Buzz Nutson March 14, 2022

Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 15, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

taxidermy

A condition that makes you shake uncontrollably if you’re not toxic and petty

fuck bruh im trying my best not to be toxic but i have taxidermy

by heythereitme April 23, 2022