Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

by El Elemento June 2, 2015

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014

block tax

50 dollars

block tax is 50 dollars dawg

by Definition Block May 14, 2021

Girl Tax

1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.

Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter

Yoooo gal you’re very sexy and have a fat back get ready for girl tax.

by BigBoyLC February 21, 2022

Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.

I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.

by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.

Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."

by jalap3nïs January 12, 2021