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Moody Time

The act of only having participating in anal intercourse.
"Hey are going out with Mikey again tonight?"

"Ya his anal was pretty nice, but he wouldn't do anything else."

"Well hope you enjoy some more moody time tonight."
Moody Time by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

Hockey Mask Time 

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.
Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019

Coyote time 

Slight delay before consequences manifest. First used in looney tunes cartoon "road runner", but is also an effective tool in video game design.
Madeline can jump a few frames after going over the edge of a platform (Celeste video game). This is called coyote time where characters run off platforms and keep sprinting in mid-air.
Coyote time by Axelsword October 24, 2019

The Norwegian national hero of all time 

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.

time genius 

A drippingly sarcastic and insulting nickname to describe a person unable to manage time.
C’mon time genius, for once try to show you are not a complete basket case so we can see the film from the beginning!
time genius by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2019

Pizza Time 

1. When Peter Parker delivers a pizza "late" and a girl chewing gum viciously isn't paying for those.
2. Every second of every day.
"It's pizza time."