Simon

The fattest shit i know

Me: Did you see Simon last night?
Friend: yeah the fat shit ran off with my taco

by JoshuaSmithu October 23, 2019

Simon Edwards

Some one who is incredibly gay and/or Lesbian

Did you see that couple? they were so Simon edwards

by Simons biatch December 7, 2010

simon leeming

A fat man who loves cookies and oral sex and strap-on with bob occasionally

A Simon leeming came to my house

by Rozamcfozza;/;3: February 10, 2014

john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014

simran

simran means pure flames in latin. if you named your child simran he/she would intuitively develop juicy bad b personality characteristics. wisdom grace and beauty are the only way a simran knows how to carry themselves. the phat back and flat stomach is how the simran has learnt to adapt over time. simran was around before u stanky youtes were born and will be here when ur gone! simran is immune to the sket disease her classmates may be infected with. simran is known to have been that bitch, still that bitch and will forever be that bitch. simran is your dreams and your desires. pls note this is not applicable to any other spelling such as simeran, simrun or symran.

woman1 : oo girl u looking fine as wine!

woman2: could i pass as a simran
woman1: nah bitch u could never they are elite

by juicyfatlips May 5, 2020

dirty simone

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020

simon cowell

One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth

::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)

by urbanslushie July 25, 2004